4 Radboud Ziekenhuis Nijmegen - Natural Home of the Lying ProcessTM
The Dutch Healer Of Genius, professor Jos van der Meer: displayed above in full Nijmegian professorial regalia at this very moment is advicing Our Dutch Government how 16 million of seriously suffering proud Dutchmen may be helped to cope with their losses.
Happily there is Cognitive Behavourial Therapy (CBT). that like The Lying ProcessTM cures every conceivable disease and source of suffering in three days, with Full Warranty Of Success (if only you sign a mere bit of paper with your check for a mere few thousands of euros saying it's your own fault if it doesn't work: Then you are too weak and wimpyish to want to succeed, evidently and alas! Live and learn!)
And happily there is Graduated Exercise Therapy (GET), with an orange soccer ball, in an orange room, with loudspeakers with Dutch orange singers like Gordon & The Toppers and Paul de Leeuw (real Dutch men all), all coordinated proudly and without fail by professor Gijs Bleijenberg.
Most happily, for those who understand that most divine of all human languages, the Dutch Radio has turned into A National Crash Course where all Dutchies help all Dutchies to cope with their terrible suffering, in True Dutch Solidarity. (*)
You do not need to suffer alone if you're Dutch! There is Real Professional Help! From Nijmegen a soft duvette of Lying ProcessTM inspired Cognitive Behavourial Therapy is lovingy being spread out all over the Dutch Nation! Hundreds of thousands of Dutchies meanwhile - this very morning! - have been or could have been
"even jogging straight after [the] very first Lying process session..."
like persons with severe ME since 17 years could, and would and should, as Ms. Kazy Vincent-Janes assures the world on her very own site, having cured herself by Will Power, Neural Programming and Lightning (if I understand her English).
Ms Kazy - who looks like she got a free sex change at the Clinic of the Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, that used to specialize in these changes, when they were freely available on Dutch NHS, but that is as may be, and maybe Ms Kazy just looks The Po-Mo PC Gender-Correct Way, having been so much healed and enlightninged, or else how she looks, yea even gender-identity itself, is open to UnlimitedTM changes through The Lying ProcessTM.
Indeed, Ms Kazy also calls herself Unlimited, I believe (which strikes this very limited Psychologist as if she has simultaneously reached the Scientological state of being Clear) and tells you and me in that capacity that (and note "all" before "symptons": Kazy must be a genius to know or even believe "all" that):
Unlimited believe all symptons are blocks in our energy and well-being. By using one or more combinations of Clincal Ecology, Advanced Clinical Therapies and the ground-breaking Lightning Process, we can help you to create rapid, powerful, and lasting change to free yourself from physical and emotional limitations.
Unlimited practice only holistic therapy training for solution-orientated and client led change.
Live life Unlimited!
Raising money for African orphans - through donations (minimum £10.00) for the following sessions.......
All monies go direct to the orphanage. THANK YOU
Presumably, "the orphanage" then channels back "All monies" to Kazy, whose many gifts also include the giving of "Reiki", in a holistic way, of course (through certain channels, undoubtedly), to "African orphans", so that they may grow up in health and happines as True Leaders To Be.
Why do I mention all this? Because there are Dutchmen who will be much helped by this Lying ProcessTM, such as the great Toos Lansbergen, both to cure her from all her symptoms, holistically also, in an integrated way, and through "solution-orientated and client led change" (caveat meaning in law: the wellness-needy emptor signs a form affirming all failures in miracle cures are their own fault, hand over the money (a mere £ 890 which is a mere 6 months or so of my monthly disposable dole income from which to eat, live and do everything else), after which one cries all the way to the bank, from Unlimited ParkeriteTM generated True HappinessTM).
Personally, I am as certain as any honourable Lying ProcessTM Guru may be that the honourable Toos Lansbergen will be Completely Cured (yea, including "even jogging straight after [the] very first Lying process session...") and indeed should be Holland's finest Lying ProcessTM proponent, thereby also growing immensely rich and widely beloved herself by Dutchmen (or itself, if she is a he, which one never can tell with aliases on internet).
5. How Professor Jos van der Meer got cured: BEFORE/AFTER evidence based science
Also, I am personally as certain sure as any Reiki-blessed Holistically Cured Lying ProcessTM devotee and guru can be that professor Jos van der Meer just is, together with his genius sidekick professor Gijs Bleijenberg, THE MAN and THE TEAM to institute The Great Phil Parker's Teachings on Dutch academic footing, warranted geniuses as they all three are, with a True Heart for All Patients:
From the Radboud Ziekenhuis Nijmegen, of course!
For twenty years professor Jos van der Meer has been telling the world what Phil Parker discovered independently:
It's all in the mind, stupid!
It's your dysfunctional soul, wimpy!
It's your own degenerate habit of self-deluding and/or malingering, dole frauds!
If professor Jos van der Meer, a True Dutch GeniusTM of the Cruyff and Mulish level, can't find it, it cannot possibly and doesn't exist!
And if it doesn't exist, you can be cured from it within three days, for a mere £ 890! 1 on 1 under the delectable prof!
Indeed, from usually well informed private sources I've learned that professor Jos van der Meer - as A True Dutch Medical Scientist, ever and always scientifically researching - has been taking courses in the Lying ProcessTM (having not finished with AA, alas) and that indeed here is a Before/After Full Visual Proof Of It:
|Professor professor Jos van der Meer
BEFORE having taken Lying ProcessTM
|Professor professor Jos van der Meer
AFTER having taken Lying ProcessTM
Astounding! There is Real Hope for ALL Dutch patients with "CF"! And do please note, dear reader, the incidental natural holistic - free! - botoxing through holistic healing (also effective for those for whom AA failed!)
See the differences in colour, skin tone, mien, happiness, Dutch moral adaptation and evident intelligence in the eyes! Two images are worth two thousand words (if not spoken by A Lying ProcessTM guru, whose words are priceless)!
May I therefore urgently call on Nijmegen University, the Radboud Ziekenhuis, the Dutch Royal Associaton for Medicine KNMG, and the Netherlands Institute for Psychology NIP to introduce the Lying ProcessTM in ALL Dutch universities
so that ALL Dutchmen can be cured from ALL diseases in THREE days (including ""even jogging straight after [the] very first Lying process session..."):
YES, YOU CAN, IF YOU WANT;
IF YOU CAN'T, IT'S YOUR OWN WEAKNESS,
as is written in stone above all Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM academies AND above the Radboud Medical Hospital (some Dutch who've been close enough to read it say, it is said):
In these saddest of sad Dutch National Epochs, this also would be the much needed First Step to A National Healing of a local epidemy of dysfunctional inflammation of the chauvinism-gland, anyway genetically swollen in all genetically pure Dutch, due to generations of living below sea-level, and evolutionary evolved to serve as swiming bladder and naturally evolved soccer inspiration.
And then, all persons with ME can be cured, in a mere three days, 1 on 1 under Gijs or Jos!
Delectable prospect! Speaking personally as A Senior Scientist and A Senior Psychologist:
Jos, my good friend! Gijs, my lovely Dutch genius!
Don't you dare to refuse the Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM Full Access to Dutch Academia! Do your all to transparently facilitate them efficiently! Your friend Phil has rediscovered and holistically integretated your own finest contributions to science!
Let Radboud Ziekenhuis and you two Dutch professors of genius introduce and institutionalize the cure for all diseases at long last in Our Proud Nation!
Let's make a start with curing all the Dutch from bipolar soccer-related complaints! A doddle with Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM UnlimitedTM TechniquesTM!
And all as moral and as scientific as each of you did and offered for decades!
And then let's cure all Dutch ME-patients!
Come out of the closet you academic medical and psycho ParkeritesTM!
You know you have been using his Lying ProcessTM for years!
Be a true healer and heal Holland holistically and honestly!
We "CF"-"patients" deserve the ParkeritesTM Lying ProcessTM!
Be real men, put off your orange wigs for a moment, and give Our Dutch Community what they deserve and both of you guys have been serving for decades from Nijmegen University, unfairly keeping it secretive:
ParkeritesTM Lying ProcessTM cures all diseases
including ME, CFS, CF, CVS, MS, MCS, FM, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Autistic Spectrum Disorder, Cerebral Palsy, Parkinsonian Tremor, Motor Neurone Disease, and low bank accountitis in Chartered LP Gurus! At a mere £ 890! Just a few thousands of euroos!
What are you waiting for, now this foreign Parker genius has been saying what you two Dutch geniuses have been saying for decades?! Get rich! Be honest! Institute Phil ParkeriteTM Lying ProcessTM UnlimitedTM TechniquesTM in all Dutch University Hospitals. Right Now! Parkerite Processes To The People!
It's your personal moral, medical and manly Dutch moral and scientific duty!
Your Maarten Maartensz, Drs. Psychology
(dysfunctional believer since 2^5 years)