2 april 2010


ME: What are these loony women up to?!


       Health Warning: The following prose is FULLY understandable only by the higher gifted and the enlightened about ME (congregrating in The Church Of False Illness Beliefs, knowing all Scriptures, from Start to (present, nearly orgasmic, it is rumoured) Finish)
     !!Not recommended for MEdical SAdists!!
           (The Truth often is painful)

I am still not well, what with all these pains I have I do not have, and this illness I feel that I do not feel, but being somewhat kimmified (as all good men of sane outlook must be, once knowing the kimly facts) towards yodeling now, while sometimes I laugh so hard it seems I must get cured or die. (So indeed there must be yet hope for ME, and last night I slept really well, dreaming of yodelling and Kim, for reasons soon to be revealed ).

Anyway... here is (also after the very heartening if much revealing and truly horrific picture show, that explains so much so well in so few words, a litte more from the True Church (of FIBS, whad'ya think! Pastor: Dr. Yes, Choir Mistress Kim, PYCtorial Goddess Dreambirdie (*) - Accept NO Falsifcations! (Serious Healthwarning!) at the Phoenix Forums about ME a doctrinally very puzzled me, looking for enlightenment in Kimological and Doctrinal matters.

The one that started this is here:

fr(DS)en(DB) a.k.a. Dreambirdie,

As your Fraudian pastor (part time, free, open source, equipped with all conveniences), Dreambirdie, I am sure glad you gave up the other green guy, and being a PYCtoral diviinity I can understand your desire for a divine mate, but surely (speaking as a Fraudian, amongst ourselves, knowing Das Ewig Weibliche (*), when you said...

If I ever do get married, doc, then it will have to be someone who has all the wholesome and traditional values of this guy... the green one, that is.


... it's his schnozzle, that moves you so deeply, isn't it? There being so many other gods, also, admittedly not so divinely gifted in just (t)his truly divine way?!

I mean: it's there for all to see, isn't it? O ye Women!!! Where IS your Spirituality?

And you are not the only one, o Dreambirdie! While Our Pastor reverendly calls for

  A re-awakening of our sense of   wholesome, traditional values.

  Like the Sacred Institution of

you seem to be obsessed with divine schnozzles.

What got into you, o my divine Dreambirdie?!

And you are not alone in this, it seems: Even - yea, even! - Our Very Own Choir Mistress, instead of going to her Pastor, who would - and should! - receive her with infinite kindness and loving awareness, dreams (it would seem: profane Wishful Thinking!) of ... primary schnozzling (and guzzling, woozling, spooning and what not?!?!) for I am, after all - as ye all kmow or should now - a mere Ockhamistic hermit: What can I possibly understand of women?) - in a highly unbecoming way, in public and without any moderation too!

Serious Health Warning: Sexually Most Explicit Material - eeek!

Bonobo's are Amicable, Amorous and their Church is Run by Females

               The following video depicts the affectionate ways of bonobos
Warning: contains graphic depictions of their primate playground (aka orgy -
click picture to look at the naughty doings these naughies watch, with such smirks also:)



Of course, Beloved Sisters & Brothers of Our CoFibs, I am a mere Ockhamistic hermit of the Epicurean order of Sextus, I mean Empiricus (wash that skeptical grin from your mouth, ye small of faith!!): What can I - of all Choir Members of Our Church of False Illnes Beliefs a.k.a. CoFIBS - possibly understand of women?)

What Has Our Fine Church Come To?!
What are all these loony gals & women thinking of?!

 I mean: it's there for all to see, isn't it?
O ye Women!!! Where IS your Spirituality?

And you are not the only one, o Dreambirdie! While Our Pastor reverendly calls for

Do ye not ken that if ye marry not,
                 ye shall burn?!

Aahh well... as The Great Fraud taught us weak o so weak sinners:

Das Ewig Weibliche bleibt immer ein Geheimnis.


Or - to explain at least this Useful Bit Of Therapeutical Wisdom for those weak on foreign languages, also in the best of Ockhamistic Fratrial traditions:

P.S. (yodeling loudly): "Kim wo bist du geblie-ie-ie-ben...?"

And for those who really do need enlightenment (Fratres Ockhamiensis know The Need!)
-- Mysticism - a clarification

Source of sinners: Yodeling at the Church of False Illness Beliefs
(prepare to be shocked!)

(*) PYC = Politically Yodelling Correct according to the One And Only True Church of False Illness Beliefs, founded at the Phoenix Forums about ME.

See also

  • Yodeling for Beginners (latest issue) and
  • XMRV (Spoof) short story

And some of the evidence that Herr Professor & Frau Doctor Wessely vom Weasel zum Weisel are mentally sane if and only if (iff) I am not - as they wholly agree, miraculously almost!

But see here which of the two logical alternatives a true iff comprehends applies:

1. Anthony Komaroff

Ten discoveries about the biology of CFS (pdf)

3. Hillary Johnson

The Why

4. Consensus (many M.D.s) Canadian Consensus Government Report on ME (pdf)
5.           idem Canadian_Overview
6. Eleanor Stein

Clinical Guidelines for Psychiatrists (pdf)

7. William Clifford The Ethics of Belief
8. Paul Lutus

Is Psychology a Science?

9. Malcolm Hooper Magical Medicine (pdf)

Short descriptions:

1. Ten reasons why ME is a real disease by a professor of medicine of Harvard.
2. Long essay by a professor emeritus of medical chemistry about maltreatment of ME.
3. Explanation of what's happening around ME by an investigative journalist.
4. Report to Canadian Government on ME, by many medical experts.
5. Item 4 summarized for non-medical persons: VERY clear summary
6. Advice to psychiatrist by a psychiatrist who understands ME is an organic disease
7. English mathematical genius on one's responsibilities in the matter of one's beliefs:
   "it is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon
     insufficient evidence
8. A space- and computer-scientist takes a look at psychology.
9. Malcolm Hooper puts things together status 2010.

"Ah me! alas, pain, pain ever, forever!

No change, no pause, no hope! Yet I endure.
I ask the Earth, have not the mountains felt?
I ask yon Heaven, the all-beholding Sun,
Has it not seen? The Sea, in storm or calm,
Heaven's ever-changing Shadow, spread below,
Have its deaf waves not heard my agony?
Ah me! alas, pain, pain ever, forever!
     - (Shelley, "Prometheus Unbound") 

    "It was from this time that I developed my way of judging the Chinese by dividing them into two kinds: one humane and one not. "
     - (Jung Chang)

O yes: I am proud to be friends with Kim and Dr. Yes: who hurts them hurts me. They are great and good human beings, and highly gifted intellectually and morally.

P.S. As I write this Dr. Yes is still in his asylum, but alive and his witty self, Kim is still ill and her witty self, and I was here again to report that Yes, there are truly humane beings! But some of the best of them are threatened with extinction.

"Ah me! alas, pain, pain ever, forever!

No change, no pause, no hope! Yet I endure.
I ask the Earth, have not the mountains felt?
I ask yon Heaven, the all-beholding Sun,
Has it not seen?

Maarten Maartensz

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